She’s what? Joe shouted.
A small voice came over the telephone and answered him.
But Grammie’s like eighty-five! Why’s she getting married
again? Not to be rude, but she’ll only be around a little while longer. And Papa
only died three years ago!
The voice spoke up.
Ok! Joe went on, Four years ago. But still, to marry this
guy? It’s not like they’re going to fuck, right? Do people that old fuck?
The voice gagged. Joe laughed, then listened to the voice a
moment, and gagged too.
Well, that’s the fucking grossest thing I’ve ever heard. No
man, that’s plain wrong. Shit. You just
ruined Thanksgiving for me. Forever. Thanks a lot. Wow. Does your wife know
you’re that kinky?
They laughed.
So, what’s this guys name anyway? Joe snorted. Art? His name
is Art? As in ‘Scam Artist.’ Ten
bucks says he takes her for all she’s worth.
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