#13 A Black Guy, a White Guy, an Asian and a Greek Walk Into a Bar

A Black Guy, a White Guy, an Asian and a Greek Walk Into a Bar
Jonathan Greer

-Yo Jerome! Henry said. You see that hottie-with-the-body checking you out?
-Where? asked Nikos and Takashi.
-Nevermind, said Henry. Besides, you know what they say about guys like Jerome.
-Yeah, you never go back, said Jerome.
-Actually, I heard it was ‘Once you go black, you’re a single parent.’
-Oh Snap! crooned Takashi and Nikos.
Jerome frowned and said, What about ‘Once you go white, you live in a doublewide.’
-Whoa! Takashi said, slapping Nikos five.
-What’s so funny, Tak? Henry asked. After all, you know what they say about Asians.
-Tell us! Nikos shouted.
-‘Once you go Asian you wonder if it ever technically happened.’
The laughter exploded.
-Ah you think that funny? asked Takashi. I hear what they say about Greek people.
-What about Greeks?
-That ‘Once you go Greek you don’t sit for a week.’
The four men fell from their barstools, gasping for air.