The Horse Bite
Jonathan Greer
Darlene had one huge tit.
She told me the reason her one tit was so big was because her momma had an old ornery mare and she was standing in front of it, holding it by the reins while her momma was fiddling with the back hoof and the horse just reached down with took a bite. Just out of meanness.
I asked her if it bled all over and she said No, that it hurt like hell and pretty soon it started growing. But her other one ain’t come in yet.
I asked her if I could touch her tits, and she said Yes, but only the small one. That’s no fun, I said. So she said that if we stayed friends, maybe in sixth-grade I could touch them both.
We’re in fifth-grade now.
I can’t wait till next year. When I can touch that big ol tit.
you are crazy funny
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